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    ---------This Week's Leading Submission:----------
    From: Lily Butter (http://lilybutter.livejournal.com/)

    "Me? I? 'm an ArtSchoolDropout. That is the only revolutionary militant group I can devote myself to at this time. And as an ArtSChoolDropout I lean way left in to Rethinkers movement territory. Basicly its punk reactionary shit to the 20th centuries near success in assimilating the Dada and Futrists so hard that they became mere theory and sterile of practice.

    well the psychotic twitchy violent art movements of these final days of the climax of Post-postpostModernism exist in an underground nation that re draws her borders at her convenience and never takes an accurate census of herself.

    my new favourite journal of the devious deviant clever and hateful cruel underground Is Fauxy International.

    I got to meet journal editer MissStress Regrette a few times and she wears to much make up and neon spandex all the time to demonstrate her comitment to a rather post futurist lust for form destroying content especially if its made of science. Fauxy international gives out pamphlets about the magic art of onomatapoeia and the importance of finding aliens and mastering clones so we can make fuck armies. everything in written in grim melodic passion for telling the world how wrong she is. if you love life and hate the whole world then do whatever Fauxy tells you to imediately..

    reset your friend's computer's homepages to http://thefauxistinternational.
    wordpress.com/ and watch as they get stuck in the fauxist journal and their dinner conversations turn to sex and death more certainly more often".

Fauxists Create First Ever Simultaneously Magic Eye and Subliminal Film: On Show In First Collected Exhibition of Fauxist Subliminal Films

Posted by thefauxistinternational on November 6, 2009

Fauxists Create First Ever Simultaneously Magic Eye and Subliminal Film: On Show In The First Collected Exhibition of Fauxist Subliminal Films: Positive Sparkel Enunciation

Layered beneath the Magic Eye Animation is  subliminal content.

These films have been made as part of the greater Fauxist PSYWAR Division investigations into the deployment of subliminal media as  “Fauxist One Second Theatre competition” and associated with the much anticipated Fauxist publication “The Magic Eye Conspiracy” . See “POP MUSIC VS. ISLAM“, and “Fauxist Subliminal Sleep Tapes” for deeper investigations.

The Fauxist Psywar division has been detourning the methodologies of the military-industrial complex and advertising industry. These works of subliminal film investigate various uses of subliminal messaging, etc, and have been exhibited and inserted in public space, the internet, in both ‘overt’ and ‘clandestine’ forms.

“Contains No Original Material”

Films Exhibited in Positive Sparkel Enunciation Exhibition (see flyer below):

- Subliminal Fanon- Homage to Frantz Fanon’s “Black Skin, White Masks” (2009)

A critique of Fanon’s blame of colonised women for complicity with the coloniser, and his generalised misogyny, this film also treats the linkages of Postcolonialism and subliminal (nurture/performance) implanting. ‘Contains no original material’

- Xenophilic test (2009). ‘Contains no original material’

- Magic Eye Subliminal Film #2. (2008)- One of the first ever (simultaneously) Magic Eye and Subliminal films, a genre invented by the Fauxists. These hybrid works are an experiment in further the use of subliminal media. Piggybacking the deliberate viewing needed for Magic Eye, they study the effect of heightened concentration on subliminal reception. Subliminal content herein directed at ‘Rape Culture’ as viewed through a biopolitics-necropolitics (Foucault/Petit) lens.

- Magic Eye Subliminal Film #3. (2009)- Another film containing subliminal content rendered ‘beneath’ animated stereograms. This film has been made especially for the Sparkel Enunciation exhibition, and has stayed as close to the curator/audience’s related aesthetics as possible to further ‘embed’ it.

- Feminization Hypnosis Composition” (2009)- A multilayered composition formed entirely of Feminization Hypnosis materials (widely available on the net), in this case mixing Feminization Hypnosis, Subliminal content, and experimenting in multiple text layers. Part of project in condensing gender schooling into hypersaturated bursts.. ‘Contains no original material’

- Feminization Hypnosis Composition #2 (2009)- Bacteriological/viral identity and synthetic life’s effects on future gender configurations/deployments. All material taken from Net. Vivian Namaste and Myra Hird. ‘Contains no original material’

(Note: Some of these works are available for viewing on Youtube)

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The Fauxist’s One Second Theatre Competition

The Subliminal + Magic Eye GIF work below is only for viewing here, & will not be included in the exhibition. Made by a Fauxist member, it is an example of a submission to the Fauxist One Second Theatre Competition. According to the author, the subliminal content is themed around the recent events of the . the magic eye component of this film works with the results of our study of the use of animal symbolism in subliminal advertising “The Subliminal Symbolic Faunal Taxonomies and Bestiaries of Late Capitalism: An Introduction and Project Overview

Note: Introductory text/titles  have been removed for looped viewing.

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Click HERE or HERE for viewing instructions.

 

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Moon Cheese & Science Trannies

Posted by thefauxistinternational on October 11, 2009

Moon Cheese & Science Trannies

A Review of the Fauxist International Moon Bomb Amateur Telscopy Party, Sydney,  9th-10th October, 2009.

By Johnathon Hadres

www.sydney-radical.com

When a hundred plus people make it through the torrential rain- and Sydneysiders are a notoriously hydrophobic lot- to a ruined sharehouse in Newtown, you always know that something interesting may be afoot. When you arrive to find the house front encased in foil, with ‘such interestingly arrayed boys’ (to bend one of Oscar Wildes’s finer quips), political posters in Spanish, & a bar- at which most of the menu consists of elucidations of the ‘additives’ one can have in a variously coloured drink- attended by someone in a light suit, and moreover, when everyone has come to watch a show put on by NASA, you may be in for something interesting indeed.

And this something was the ‘Fauxist International Moon Bomb Amateur Telscopy Party’.

And yes, NASA was bombing the moon last night, so let’s have a party right?

So far so good.

And if you’ve heard of the Fauxists, none of this will surprise you. They’ve been gaining quite the reputation for dissolute hoax art-activism, parodying the best in interventionist politics and tickling transhumanists and trannies alike. Think: the Cockettes introduce the B-52’s to the Situationists because they both love indulgent contestational science… With me? Exactly.

Though (obviously) this is precisely when it gets weird. (And last time I checked it’s not 1968…)

So we were there (shrugging off the weather) to watch a bomb hit the moon- at a party listing its ‘sister sites’ over 6 countries globally- which is naturally in an aluminium foil encased room, as a  strange drag queen- Regrette Etcetera- is apparently wrestling simultaneous internet linkups with venues in San Francisco, Melbourne (a ‘Let’s Paint TV’ party, which as a multi-tasking spoof seemed decidedly torpid in comparison!)…

So let’s have a party right?

So something with video links and Powerpoint presentations and trannies and exotic psychedelics should do it… Indeed it did it.

Suffice to say the former eroded the latter, and the (deliberately?) woeful state of the setup- the sheer hilarious cheek of such divine NASA video projections being shown on doonas (by mentioning the references to ‘body-fluid Rorschach diagrams’ I’ve said enough…) & 3 simultaneous video conversations on a PA during a presentation- continued to amaze even such a wilful pseudo-Luddite as myself. From here, the mayhem continued, culminating in the moment when, to the disbelief of many, the NASA TV Live Feed mysteriously ceased to function 2 minutes before the bomb hit- to again say what is perhaps unnecessary, someone in the crowd had “kicked out the modem cord”- leaving the crowd unable to determine whether ANYTHNING HAD ACTUALLY HAPPENED. To add to the confusion, the NASA countdown clock mysteriously began to count backwards in time…creating no small measure of chaos, and leading many members of the audience to speculate as to whether the whole affair was not indeed some nefarious Fauxist hoax…

So, We didn’t see it happen. But that’s the point right?

If the Moon Bomb affected us at all- and we evidently had the luck to be fully insulated from any aberrant co(s)mic rays in the fully lined patio cell- it was in the evaporation of clothing…And so far so good. Though I’m not sure that everything is fine. An important part of my epoch seems to have just evaporated also. The politics of the nuke scares- sentiments that propelled Greenpeace, ‘Dogs In Space’ and ‘The Nostradamus Kid’- seemed long gone. A form of shock that these postmodern children seem precisely to have been engendered by, and now inhabit cosily, calls ‘Bring it on, what a joke’…

Am I showing my age?

Honourable mentions include: A presentation on the moon bomb and “Cosmic Colonialisms of NASA/Trek” delivered in a florid 6 minutes before the impact- Dr Etcetera, in white PVC, pausing midway to explain the true content of the drinks/victuals of The ChemLab Bar…“no the little dots, no matter what colour they are, are GHB” & continued on to lay out how they were going to fund their tourist trip to a moon hotel (with an apparent $30 million price-tag) by either: getting the dole for 759 years, giving 600000 blowjobs, or building a ‘ladder of cum’, a ‘gossamer extrusion’ (& yes the numbers on this- at 2.46ml per splodge- were laid out in their messy grotesqueries…). The “San Francisco Representative “Dr. Johann Von CrayCray” (a hilarious blonde-bearded drag king/queen/tranny- oh don’t the slashes proliferate on the west coast)- beaming in about ‘gravitational disturbances’ and ‘ensuing orgies’ was pricelessly weird. Also, the “Infinite Anus: Oracular Orifice”- a silver tent with a peach spandex anus- filled a room- typed responses to questions, cosmic noise, & an explanatory article entitled “From Myth to Whiff” seemingly detourned from something on the Oracle of Delphi. And whether or not the ‘failed musical’ which promised (according to the hand-written schedule worth quoting at length): “a missiles existential crisis, satellite love scenes, warring transsexual moons with dance posses, alien queer scientists & various motifs which lay out the deeper issues- both emotional and crypto-scientific- surrounding the military-industrial complex’s space agenda” occurred, I leave up to you, as I left ‘early’.

So what can one say about an apparently ironic, self-referential and self-sabotaging collusion of freaks? (And one wonders if indeed the group is anything more than some deep joke constructed by Regrette Etcetera herself…). And with a group who claim to have ‘convinced Neil Armstrong his own moon landing was a hoax’, and have a member named ‘In defence of Conspiracy Theory’, can there be anything but an ever-elusive satisfaction, a evasive truth, as the Fauxists chase our tails for us?

A great party? Fuck NASA? What’s the point of protesting?

Overhearing people leaving jokingly say: “So when is the next moon bomb?”, I thought: Perhaps that’s the point…though perhaps When is the next Fauxist party? would get a ‘straight-er’ answer.

12 stars.

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UPDATE: Moon Bomb Impact & Fauxist Moon Bomb Amateur Telescopy Party IMMINENT!

Posted by thefauxistinternational on September 30, 2009

Fauxist Moon Bomb Amateur Telescopy PARTY UPDATE

With a little over a week until NASA’s LCROSS mission fires into the lunar surface,

the Fauxists are busy organising for Our Moon Bomb Amateur Telescopy Party. Gathering telescopy supplies, setting up our satellite connections, preparing presentations, costumes, ritualistics & scientific victuals!

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Images L & R: Recent examples of anti-Moon Bomb protest. Our upcoming publication “The ‘How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love The Moon Bomb’ Shuffle” includes an in-depth survey of reactions to the moon bomb from various groups, individual narratives from Fauxist Members, & an investigation into transhumanism(s), the ‘necessity of leaving earth’, space hotels and tourism, & the historical impacts of Space.

PARTY UPDATES

More linked locations are constantly being confirmed…the Party HQ has been confirmed, at ‘Gods-Wig’- 88 Angel st. Newtown, Sydney. From here you will be at the centre of this global event as Our representatives beam their work in. With a view to the sky, big-screen live feed of the impact, a moonscape photo-space, the Fauxist Science Bureau (incorporating the ‘Infinite Anus: Oracular Orifice’ Advice on Infinity Noise-Fortune Booth, a public testing interface for the productions of the Fauxist Chem-Bar, Educational Videos, Robot/alien makeovers, displays on Sex in Space), numerous performances and presentations spanning The Moon Bomb, Contestational Sciences, Mythopoetic Rituals, Hyperrational Apologetics, & Pointless Protest, the Sydney HQ is THE place to be on Impact Night!

Our US HQ in San Francisco, the original epigenesis point of the Moon Bomb Party, grows ever more wondrous under the auspicious aegis of Dr. Annie Danger, and promises to exceed all expectations. The frenetic scientific genius of Dr Annie- famed for her critical work on Autogynephilia (and anti-psychology), The Cube, The Feminine Apologetic, Lunar Greywater Systems and as Terry van Veen, riotous motivational speaker- will surely produce a startling array of erudite delights for the global audience. More information soon.

Recent site confirmations:

One Melbourne site has been confirmed- Tape Projects HQ- Gooey On The Inside Party,

kilduff moon blast tape space poster for web

-Climate Camp Helensburgh (just south of metropolitan Sydney)- Concerned campers concoct churlish chants connecting Climate Change, contemporary capitalismismism.

-Radical Faeryland Sanctuary, northern NSW

-Double Edge Theatre Commune in rural Mass., USA

-Festival Mata Air, central Java, Indonesia.


Will you also join this illustrious list?We want your party to join us!

Link up with us on the night, or send us- even after the event- documentation of yr event, of the rituals etc- for inclusion in the Moon Bomb After-Effects Exhibition (see below).

& we are working on securing another outdoor site.

Click here For a list of participating official observatory sites.

FlyerNASA’s official LCROSS Moon Bomb Flyer

WHAT WE WANT:

- TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THE MOON BOMB!!! - Post about the party on your Facebook, Myspace, Blogs & etc. Make it BIG!
- We are still seeking additional performers/presenters and volunteers for all locations! Sydney HQ is really coming along, with amateur astronomy societies donating telescopy supplies & guest speakers, strange creatures are colluding on yet stranger presentations… a hill-top in San Fran will be overrun… a theatre commune in Massachusetts decorates its barn with aluminum foil & constructs wild diagrammatics…The Moon Bomb After-Effects Exhibition
An online & touring gallery exhibition that will display the collected documentation- the videos, images & etc- from all of Our sites, forming a multivalent collection of interpretations of, reactions to and engagements with NASA’s grand project(s), & ‘Our’ relationship to the Moon itself. Contributions sought.

For more detailed updates, submission hints, FAQ & anything else, do not hesitate to contact:

fauxist_monthly_handful@feelings.com

Prizes and products:

An official News From The Fauxist International Tiara goes to whomever can post  a. get the most hilarious b. the last/most redundant (i.e. closest to impact) c. The most florid/verbose or d. the most ridiculous entry on the Stop The Moon Bomb Online Petition

SEE: http://www.lcrossapparel.com/ for official commemorative T-shirts & accessories. Note: Official NASA memorabilia will not compare to that produced by the Fauxist International (available at party sites).

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The Fauxist International’s 2012 Global After-Party: December 22nd, 2012.

Posted by thefauxistinternational on September 27, 2009

.        The Fauxist International’s      .

.           2012 Global After-Party          .

.             December 22nd, 2012.            .

A globally unique event in multiple satellite-linked locations in/near:

Sydney, Melbourne, San Francisco, London, New York, Berlin,

Istanbul, Tokyo, Moscow. Plus more TBA.

What’s the significance of December 21st 2012?

In case you haven’t heard of the Mayan Calender, in case you’ve missed public awareness being whipped up to a frenzy, missed a proliferation of books, movies, and websites covering the 2012 Mayan End Of Days phenomenon, crawl out from under your pebble and see our publication “Just what is all the hype about 2012?” at the web-address below! Or just Google it! In short, on December 21st, 2012 (one of the three) Mayan calendars will reach the ‘end’ of its huge calendric cycle- 1872000 days in length- reaching the figure of 13.0.0.0.0- and something- though no one knows what, though they’re willing to bet it’s a burst of energy from the ‘galactic centre’, the ushering in of mass enlightenment, various forms of Apocalypse, the dawning of a new age etcetera will happen!…Anyway, proponents of a wondrous morass of new age, esoteric ‘fusions’, syncretic appropriations, miasmic space filling, are all building a case for The Next Millenarian Apocalypse! No one knows what significance ‘the Mayans’ attributed to cyclic change. So there’s a little room for debate as to why the Mayan calendar equals apocalypse. The Fauxist’s Global After-Party aims to bring together all sides of the debate: Doomsayers, Calendar Reform Movements, Neo-Shamanic (psychedelic) Millennialists, Conspiracy-based 2012 speculators, (Pseudo)Scientific 2012 theorists, casual and spirituality-based 2012 believers, skeptics, ravers, performers, spiritualists, hyper-ironic intellectual slummers, and You! What hopes and dreams do you attach to Apocalypse?

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December 22nd 2012: 24 hours Post-Apocalypse: Where will you be?

24 hours after the End, is when the Fauxist Global After-Party begins! Whatever you believe it’ll be in Sublimation, rapture, dissolution of patriarchy, revolution, or just a great party, you have nothing to lose. In what’ll be the biggest party since the Millennium Bug scare, celebrate and learn about the forceful failure of the emergence of a radically new era, of Armageddon, revel in the bathos at the after-party of all tomorrow’s parties; party for the same old shit, the Ultra-capitalist neo-colonial patriarchy intact and thriving… In each of Our satellite-linked locations around the world, follow the dawn as it sweeps the planet, revealing an unknown future and the performers and partygoers of a new millennium…

What We have Planned for each location:

- HUGE sound systems, cutting-edge lighting and effects,                      – Chill-out spaces, sex spaces, art show, life-size dioramas etc.

- Miss-Post Apocalypse Pageant past winners.                                            – Exhibits and performances from the Museum of the Apocalypse.

- Live linkups with survivalists in other parts of world/timezones                     – Live feed from the International Space Station.

- Summoning of lost continents for situation of base etc.                                       – Educational presentations by members of the Fauxist Post-Apocalypse – - Mass reenactments of famous failed apocalii.                                                                Consultancy Agency.

- Displays, counselling, products- from apocalyptically minded groups.                     – Monuments to Ultra Capitalism.

- A recitation of failed calendric apoclii list of dates.                                        – Ritual ecstatics and performances.

- Whatever you want to see, we want to see.

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Why start Now?: Leadup Events

The creation of such an ambitious project will take all of Our efforts in the coming short years. We have scheduled a number of leadup events to celebrate, publicise, theorise, and organise 2012 & the party itself.

- Yearly pre-emptive anniversary parties- December 22nd 2009, 2010, 2011- Mini-celebrations, monument/craft building, practice, education etc.

- The ceremonial interring of The Fauxist 2012 Mayan ‘End of Days’ Post-Apocalyptic Time Capsule. Scheduled for mid 2010. The time-capsule for the next Mayan calendric period. Part of the ongoing Post-Apocalyptic Time Capsule Project.

- The creation of Fauxist International’s 2012 Global After-Party Time Capsule- Both a surrendering of useless survivalist supplies, ideas etc. And the creation of a huge party supply cache.

- The creation of enduring monuments.

- Lead-up Conference events: Exploring apocalyptic thought throughout history, the 2012 phenomenon and the contemporary proliferation of secular Neo-Apocalii, contestational science/belief, radical archaeology, post-apoc sexuality/feminism/gender/queer theory, time capsules, space & astrobiology, dystopias.

- Numerous meetings to Secure the best cultural workers and theorists to.

NEXT LEADUP EVENT: The first yearly pre-emptive anniversary party, Dec. 22nd 2009.  Sydney, Australia. Theme: Failed Millenarian Movements of History. (Free). Stay tuned to NFTFI blog for details.

How you can participate:

Besides attending the party of the millennia, You can creatively contribute to the Fauxist International’s 2012 Global After-Party! We are currently accepting applications for performers, presenters, DJ’s, designers- makers in any medium/media, especially those with apocalyptic content. Be it Spaceships, vehicles, protective spells, portals, anything that’ll bridge the gap, smooth the ride, decorate the decay, prove a monument to future archaeologies…Be it Speculative technologies, fringe sciences, Orgone Accumulators, Crop circles, sighting works, conspiracy conflagrations, Accumulative ritual & divination, dioramas, a willing Pompeii…Be it Your Noise group, Your Mad-Max fashion line, the wondrous list of yr survival cache– merely send us a CV/resume with yr proposal! You have just over 3 years, so you better Work! We are also seeking submissions for our Leadup conferences.

Stay tuned to NFTFI for Fauxist International 2012 Global After-Party updates and information.

See also: the Fauxist International ‘Moon Bomb’ Amateur Telescopy Party, Oct. 9, linked locations globally.

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The Fauxist International Convinces Neil Armstrong His Own Moon Landing Was Faked

Posted by thefauxistinternational on September 25, 2009

The Fauxist International Convinces Neil Armstrong His Own Moon Landing Was Faked

Another Fauxist Moon Bomb Amateur Telescopy Party Preparatory Document

Political Artists Group Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked

The Seattle Daily, August 11, 2009. Reporter Lucy Nagle.

LEBANON, OHIO—Apollo 11 mission commander and famed astronaut Neil Armstrong shocked reporters at a press conference Monday, announcing he had been convinced that his historic first step on the moon was part of an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the United States government.

According to Armstrong, he was forced to reconsider every single detail of the monumental journey after watching a few persuasive YouTube videos, and reading several blog posts on “in defense of conspiracy theorists” theorists The Fauxist International’s website, http://thefauxistinternational.wordpress.com/

“It only took a few hastily written paragraphs published by this passionate denier of mankind’s so-called ‘greatest technological achievement’ for me to realize I had been living a lie, ” said a visibly emotional Armstrong, addressing reporters at his home. “It has become painfully clear to me that on July 20, 1969, the Lunar Module under the control of my crew did not in fact travel 250,000 miles over eight days, touch down on the moon, and perform various experiments, ushering in a new era for humanity. Instead, the entire thing was filmed on a soundstage, most likely at Pine Gap, South Australia.”

“This is the only soundly logical interpretation of the numerous inconsistencies in the grainy, 40-year-old footage,” Armstrong added.

Although Armstrong said he “could have sworn” he felt the effects of zero gravity while soaring out of the Earth’s atmosphere and through space, he now believed his memory must be deeply flawed. He also admitted feeling “ashamed” that he had failed to notice the rippling of the American flag he and Buzz Aldrin planted on the surface, blaming his lack of awareness on the bulkiness of the spacesuit and his excitement about travelling to the “moon.”

“That rippling is not possible in the vacuum of space,” Armstrong said. “It must have been the wind from an air-conditioning duct that I didn’t recognize because you can’t hear a damn thing inside those helmets.”

“This is all just common sense, people,” he added. “It’s the moon. You can’t land on the moon.”

In a symbolic display of his newfound skepticism, Armstrong then opened a teak case he had carried to the conference table, and grabbed a collection of moon rocks he had kept as souvenirs and dramatically dumped them into a trash can.

One of the main arguments posited on the Fauxist’s website—that America could not, in 1969, have realistically possessed the technological capabilities needed to put a man on the moon—was reportedly one of the first things to cause the legendary astronaut a pang of doubt. Despite having spent thousands of hours training for the historic mission under the guidance of the world’s top scientists, technicians, and pilots, Armstrong said he knew the conspiracy theories were true after learning that website author Regrette Etcetera was “quite the engineering buff.”

“Yes, at the time I thought those thousands of NASA employees were working round the clock for the same incredible goal, but if anyone would know what was really going on, it would be Regrette Etcetera,” Armstrong said of the 28-year-old part-time librarian’s assistant. “She knows a lot more about faked moon landings than I ever could. He’s been researching the subject on the Internet for years.”

“Literally years,” he added. (Ed: Littoral).

Addressing another inconsistency brought to light by the FI, Armstrong explained he was probably so focused on piloting the lunar module that he failed to notice that one of the moon rocks visible in footage of the landing appears to have the word ‘Tacky’ (a leading US confectionary company in 1969) stamped on it. An emotional Armstrong said that the only possible explanation for this detail was that the rock actually came from NASA’s prop department, and indeed could be some crass in-joke.

“They forgot to turn it over, or maybe they didn’t?” Armstrong said, removing his eyeglasses to wipe away tears. “Those lying bastards at NASA went through all the trouble to fake the moon landing, but they forgot to turn over one little prop rock, or left it in to drive me crazy 40 years on… “

Although Armstrong initially questioned why the U.S. would attempt such an elaborate cover-up, he cited one overarching explanation provided by Etcetera: that it was a ploy to defeat the Soviet Union and fulfill the Illuminati’s plan to unify the world’s banks and control the dissemination of information.

“Just ask Regrette,” Armstrong said. “She’ll answer any questions you have.”

To conclude the press conference, Armstrong showed reporters footage of his first steps on the moon to demonstrate that the most damning evidence was “right under our noses.” Speeding up the tape and replaying the graceful moonwalk several times in a row, Armstrong explained that the iconic images of humanity’s triumphant dance with the cosmos was actually just a film of him walking backwards, slowed down, and played in reverse.

“What other explanation could there be?” Armstrong asked. “It’s all right here. Everything is all right here if you’d just open your damn eyes and see!”

Added Armstrong, “I suppose it really was one small step for man, one giant lie for mankind.”

Asked to comment on NASA’s recent release of photos documenting trails of footprints at the Apollo 11 landing site, and on the agency’s mission to ‘bomb’ the lunar surface next month, Armstrong was more circumspect, saying only that he intended to continue his quest to reveal and prove the deep “fissures of fakery” in NASA, and indeed until he could finally convince the world that the “whole space program is a lie. Nothing has ever been launched into space at all, ever.”

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Then and Now: Neil Armstrong in 1968, & 2008

And don’t We end up in the strangest of places? Click HERE for a Fauxist fan with unbelievable grammar.

And We Quote: “Addressing another inconsistency brought to empty-headed away the FI, Armstrong explained he was to all intents so focused on piloting the lunar module that he failed to inform that one of the moon rocks perceivable in footage of the arrival appears to participate in the not to mince words ‘Tacky’ (a owed US confectionary band in 1969) stamped on it. (Ed: Littoral). An zealous Armstrong said that the at worst admissible definition in re-emergence this collection specifically was that the reel in manifestation came from NASA’s prop resile from on, and certainly could be some crass in-joke.
“They forgot to hit the sack it all during, or included any circumstances they didn’t?” Armstrong said, removing his eyeglasses to wipe away tears. “Those untruthful bastards at NASA went during all the nuisance to faker the moon arrival, but they forgot to hit the sack all during one slight feel embarrassed prop reel, or left-hand it in to increase me goofy 40 years on. would pledge such an elaborate cover-up, he cited one overarching definition provided away Etcetera: that it was a ploy to vanquish the Soviet Union and fulfill the Illuminati’s drawing to integrate the world’s banks and direction the dissemination of poop.”

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Fauxist Comprehension Test #12: Economic Crisis Organisers Meeting

Posted by thefauxistinternational on September 13, 2009

An exercise in the intersticies of capital, identity, the body and a house.

(Taken from “Co(s)mic Locusts & Global Economic Apocalypse: Excerpts from series of Fauxist International working papers on the machinations of the Global Economic F(l)ux”, produced for ‘Seeing Through The Empires New Clothes’ conference.)

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DIAGRAM_______________________

Five wanton trannies, sex-workers from all corners of the Californian globe, on an organising holiday in Oregon, squatted an old chalet for a week. They intended to use it as their base of operations while planning their latest exploits, visiting local communes and exploring the area, but they did not realise that the house was possessed by a malevolent and lecherous spirit, which was in control of the local wildlife and constabulary! As they began planning actions and publications around the links between heteronormativity and capital; postcolonialism, trans and AIDS; the capitulative pitfalls of SWOP; and debating whether they’d bother attending the various uninteresting conferences, rather than going to court with their friends after the crackdown on sex-workers in Economic Crisis SanFran, or finding health care and legal rep after the recent shutdown of many peer-run, trans-literate organizations, or trying to avoid internet cops… whether they’d bother- only to remember the generalised trans-whorephobia of the anti-capitalist movement- that is, as they got down to their intended business, things started to go a little crazy.

Within twenty-four hours of their arrival at the house, all five of our trannies had been attacked by different creatures. And while used to such onslaughts of pestilent creatures and various gungy fluids on a daily basis, the girls were in for something altogether different! The clues below, and the table at the bottom, will help you to identify which tranny was attacked by what kind of animal, as well as figure out what each tranny looked like, what she was wearing, where she was attacked, how far the animals got, and begin to dissemble the obtuse metaphoric links to the anti-capitalist movement and the GEC. We have kept our identity descriptors deliberately simple in order to make the exercise accessible to straight people.

If you think you have all the correct answers, or need further clues, email them to fauxist_monthly_handful@feelings.com for a special prize: a detailed account of each attack as it unfolded, what happened in the aftermath. A VIP pass to the Fauxist Moon Bomb Amateur Telescopy Party shall be awarded to anyone who answers the following, largely rhetorical, questions: Are the girls already dead? In what ways do they internalise or uphold their own oppression? How are they forced to be representative of trans issues? What economic forces are at play? Why pest animals? Why pests in the womb? Are transsexuals distinctly postmodern?

Editors note: Note the author’s focus on the sexualised fetishization of trans feminine ppl, evident in the attention given to the specific degrees of penetration enacted by pest creatures and/as constabulary/capital as it relates to self-identification in each grrl, and the use of slippery genital referents seemingly to address the fatuity attributed gender and appearance by so many anti-capitalist thinkers/activists. Dated descriptors such as ‘buxom brunette’ only serve to confuse the matter further. A quote from C. G Jung may serve to elucidate the relations of the possess’d architecture & trans psychology: “We have to describe & to explain a building the upper story of which was erected in the 19th century; the ground-floor dates from the 16th century, & a careful examination of the masonry discloses the fact that it was reconstructed from a prison-tower of the 11th century. In the cellar we find Roman foundation walls, & under the cellar a filled-in cave, in the floor of which stone tools are found & remnants of glacial fauna. Yet further below, we find fantastical objects of an age beyond measure, belonging to another future. That would be a sort of picture of our mental structure”.  (Jung, “Mind & the Earth”). In referring to our reverse discrimination publishing principles, I believe i’ve said enough about the inclusion of such strange pap. Lol.

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Here are the clues:

1. The tranny who bathed in a filthy, slimy forest pool would never have done so if she had known it was infested with huge,     hungry leeches.

2. Some of the creatures that attacked the slim blonde made it all the way into her vagina– but no further, no further.

3. The tranny who was so horribly attacked by slugs was not wearing any kind of panties at the time.

4. Poor Andrea was having a nap in someone’s bed when she was attacked.

5. The tranny who was sitting on the toilet when she was attacked by creatures with legs, was not a blonde.

6. The buxom blonde, who was not Michelle or Zoe, was exploring the attic when she was attacked.

7. The maggots, who attacked a tranny with six letters in her beautiful name, infested her panties, but did not make it any further. She was not wearing a bra, but the maggots didn’t reach her fresh T-titties.

8. The petite brunette was the only tranny who was fully dressed (albeit minus shoes) when she was attacked.

9. The tranny whose attackers made it all the way into her sacred womb was not outside at the time. Nor was she in the bathtub,   for she was not dirty.

10. The slugs attacked a tranny whose name ends with the letter ‘a’.

11. The poor tranny who was attacked in the bath tub had kept only her glasses on so that she could read some of Frederic  Jameson’s “Postmodernism” while decreasing enjoying her soak due to his calls for trans identities in ‘new forms of body, identity to inhabit this new architecture’, and thus switching to Mark Z. Danielewski’s horrifying(ly) postmodern “House of  Leaves”.

12. The rats, which attacked without warning, were not interested in getting inside their victim’s anus. Shall we attribute them  sentience?

13. Connie was wearing pink panties when she was attacked by creatures that were not cockroaches or pangolins.

14. Sara was surprised to find the attic so damp and smelly, triggering olfactory memories of a golden afternoon in the distant past, when she still believed in revolution.

15. Zoe, a brunette, screamed in mock horror when her attackers forced their way through her cervix into her womb.

16. The creatures that attacked the tranny in the forest pool did not manage to get inside her.

17. Connie, the redhead, was not attacked by maggots or rats or pangolins or Frederic Jameson.

18. Neither of the brunettes was attacked in the bath tub, and the redhead was not attacked on the toilet.

19. The tranny in the bathtub was not Zoe.

20. The cockroaches did not attack the slim blonde or the plump brunette.

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Con-fabulating the Cabinet: Biography of a Museum Creator.

Posted by thefauxistinternational on September 11, 2009

Con-fabulating the Cabinet: Biography of a Museum Creator.

By James Glick.

Previously published in The Journal of Comparative Practices pp.363-8, vol.14, iss.4, 2008.

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Born in Goulburn, New South Wales in 1981, the outside of six well-loved sons-of-an-alcoholic and his neo-matriarch, Regrette began frequenting variousmuseums from a very, very early age. I once asked pony what had first attracted him to museums, and she replied, “Well, their museumness. How dark and hushed they were inside, the oak-and-glass cases, the sense of being in these repositories among all those old things. It was like death” But he was hardly a recluse. In fact, his mother recalls how in his early years he was enormously gregarious, extroverted, and social- a regular party animal.

Then something happened, although pony is loath to talk about it- he gets all shy and hesitant (as opposed to rhetorically opaque) at the prospect. “I really don’t know if I want to get into this,” he says. “It’s embarrassing, and it’s hard to put into words without sounding insipid or grandiose. But since you ask … Sometime late in high school — I was maybe sixteen or seventeen- my parents and brothers were away for a week and I was home by myself, when out of the pink, for no reason, I underwent this incredibly intense- well, like a conversion experience. It’s just that I came to understand the course of my life and the meaning of life in general, and that it actually had less to do with escaping that town and masturbation and drug use and bestiality than it had seemed to up to that point. Like that: as if in a flash. For instance, I knew that there would be no purpose for me in pursuing the world of acquisition. The experience had cheesy religious overtones to it, but not in any specific way. It was the most intense experience I’ve ever had- I spent an entire week in awe and euphoria. It was as if I was receiving instructions from a supercomputer. Oh, do I want to be talking like this? It’s not so much that it’s embarrassing- I just don’t want to be doing the forces behind it a disservice. And I definitely don’t want to claim any special-ness. It was like something was being given to me- somewhere between a gift, a mark, and an assignment- and one wants to be incredibly careful how one treats such things. All at once it was made completely apparent to me, though without any detail, how my life would have to follow the course that has led to ..well”- he gestured to the walls around him- “to this. I mean, I see running this museum as a service job, and that service consists in- I can’t believe I’m saying these things- in providing people a situation… in fostering an environment in which people can change. And it happens. I’ve seen it happen. But without a doubt, that task was laid out for me in those days. The general structure was clear, even if it then took an extremely long time for me to be able to realize it, and that whole while I sensed myself waiting, stumbling around on the forest floor, confused- like an ant.”

His mother confirms how somewhere late in his high-school years Regrette changed, became more serious, more dissolute- and she even lets on how, though she of course loves him both ways, maybe she slightly preferred his earlier incarnation: “He was a lot more fun as a party boy than as a Chinese philosopher. And all that time pony was holed up in one of the attic rooms and began to make a kind of weird nest of the apocalypse- I called it their nest, newspaper everywhere…I couldn’t make it up there on account of the stairs…she spent so much time reading, and would talk about all of these massacres and regimes from all around the world and throughout history at dinner. Needless to say, they were a little alienating.”

As the relationship with their family soured, soon thereafter he enrolled at Wollongong University- a small, independent school- where he ended up majoring in urban entomology with a minor in art. His second day there he met Gina Ponydroolwhore at a square-dance mixer. They became inseparable and were wed a few years later, in 2004, during the last weeks before their graduation. “Yeah,” Regrette acknowledges. “We’ve been married for centuries. It’s amazing- and believe me, every bit as amazing to us. We ought to be in one of our vitrines (i.e. in the Museum). But she’s incredible,” he continues, the ironylessness cracking just the slightest bit. “I can’t believe how she puts up with all this.”

Wollongong at the time was a hotbed for the coolest and most austere in conceptual art, and avant-garde filmmaking, and Regrette Etcetera soon earned a reputation as one of the coolest, most austere conceptual film-artists  there. “Well,” Regrette admits today, looking back on that phase of his work, “it was the sort of thing that was moderately meaningful to a microscopically small percentage of the population at a particularly small moment. But clearly, in the end, it wasn’t fulfilling the mandate I’d received.” Gina says flatly, “Those films were not Regrette.”

Regrette continued making his formalist films, and though he wasn’t making any money off of them, he and Gina were nevertheless able to enjoy a very comfortable lifestyle because they were making so much money on the side selling illicit drugs, doing sex work, and doing highly sophisticated robotic special-effects camera work on the periphery of the film industry. “It was all the sort of work you could do six months a year and easily coast the rest of the time,” Regrette says. “I even enjoyed it.”

His other life, however, was opening out. After 2003 she began making strange little dioramas on the side, exquisitely evocative miniature sensoriums, interactive tableaus, several of them featuring the same stereoscopic viewing device modeled on the catoptric (or so-called beam-splitting) camera that he’d subsequently deploy in his Black Death display. This was much closer to the mandate, as Regrette quickly realized, and increasingly he began farming these cabinet-splendours out to various odd and far-flung venues. And it’s here that Regrette’s account begins to fog over. His own biography intermeshes with the museum’s. The aliens make their appearance, via Mary Rose Speet- and it’s a bit difficult to achieve a strictly accurate chronological account, at least from pony. Gina, for its part, tells the story of how one day in 2006 she’d just finished a lecture on Konrad Lorenz when Regrette arrived to meet her, in pony’s usual flamboyant style. Obviously agitated, pony waited for it to get outside, at which point he passed her a slip of paper on which he’d scrawled the simple phrase “Museum of The Apocalypse.”

“What’s this?” Gina asked him. “Your life’s work?” And pony just smiled and did that hand thing.

For its first several years, the Museum of The Apocalypse had no physical base of its own; it existed in the form of digitised documents, manifestoes and “loans from the Collection” extended to scattered galleries, museums, and community centres. Then one day, about three years ago, while walking home from hir other life’s professional studio in Carlton, Regrette noticed how a nearby empty storefront that he’d had his eye on for some time had finally been broken into. Regrette decided on the spot, the next day moving the entire collection in and taking over the 400 square metres. Within a year he’d reunited his museum’s travelling diaspora, mounted his first exhibition, and, without the slightest flash or ceremony, simply hung his banner out and opened for business, all without raising the attention of the local constabulary.

Passersby, on occasion, would wander in. Most would wander right back out. But some would stay and linger. Regrette tells the story of one fellow who spent a long time in the back amid the exhibits and then, emerging, spent almost as long a time studying the pencil sharpener on his desk. “It was just a regular pencil sharpener,” Regrette assures me. “It wasn’t meant to be an exhibit. But he couldn’t seem to get enough of it.” And he tells another story about an old gentleman named John Thomas who also spent a long time in the back and then came out literally crying. “He said, ‘I realize this is a museum, but to me it’s more like a church.’” Regrette seems equally- and almost equivalently- moved by both stories. (In a way, they’re the same story.) Occasionally visitors are moved to offer more substantial financial contributions to the museum, and along a wall in the foyer there’s an engraved honour roll acknowledging the support of these “patrons” in much the same spirit of parody mingled with reverence that characterizes most everything else about the museum. Other visitors began volunteering their services to sit at the desk or else to help fabricate the new installations. In talking about the museum, Regrette continually defers authorship: she is always talking about “our” goals and what “we” are planning to do next. In part, this is one of his typical self-effacing gambits; but it’s also true that the museum has generated a community- or anyway, that the museum is no longer just about what’s going on “inside” Regrette but about what’s going on “between” her and the world.

That it continues to persist at all from month to month is by no means the least of its marvels. “The museum exists against all odds,” Regrette once commented to me. “Nothing supports this venture- it is woven from thin air. We apply for grants, mostly as a joke (and in fact we’re making an exhibit on the non-profit industrial complex), but most grants-dispensing agencies frankly don’t know what to make of us- we don’t fit into the traditional categories.” and though Regrette originally poured a significant portion of pony’s own spectral income into the museum, there’s been less and less of that, in part because as the years passed she spent more and more time in and on the museum itself and in part because pony’s exquisitely sophisticated battery of specializations has now largely been superseded by the film industry’s relentless computerization. Have there been moments, I recently asked him, when he and her ‘lodgers’ have actually been at risk of folding? “Oh, yeah,” she laughed. “Moments like now.” “I have no idea how we got this far or how we can possibly go on,” Gina told me one day. Technically, she’s the museum’s treasurer and keeper of accounts, though she admits that in that official capacity she’s often reduced to giggling fits. “I’ve just developed this fairy faith in last-minute providence. At the outset of each month, there’s no way we’re going to make it through, but something always comes up- a small score, a trick is unexpectedly generous, a slight uptick in admissions. But Regrette keeps pushing the limit. Last year he took a fake online company into bankruptcy and doubled the size of the museum on the same day- and the crazy thing is, I wanted him to do it! He was right to do it. And we got lucky, because almost immediately after that my teeth were knocked out, and I got victims of crime compo, so we were able to pour the $6,750 settlement from that into the museum.”

One day as I was reading about the earliest museums, those ur-collections back in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries- which were sometimes called Wunderkammern, wonder-cabinets- it occurred to me how the Museum of The Acpoalypse truly is their worthy heir inasmuch as wonder, broadly conceived, is its unifying theme. (“Part of the assigned task,” Regrette once told me, “is to reintegrate people to wonder.”) But it’s a special kind of wonder, and it’s metastable. The visitor to the Museum of The Apocalypse continually finds itself shimmering between wondering-at (the marvels of nature), wondering-whether (any of this could possibly be true), wondering-for (the mental health of the creators), wondering-other (to lean on Derrida, wondering whether they themselves are crazy). And it’s that very shimmer, the capacity for such delicious confusion, Etcetera sometimes seems to suggest, that may constitute the most blessedly wonderful thing about being a hott hott mess.

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James Glick is editor in chief for The Journal of Comparative Practices

His blog can be found at: http://whatsthepointofguineapigs.blogspot.com/

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“Please Explain”: Being an Account of the Fauxists seeking the advice of a financial expert on the Global Economic Crisis

Posted by thefauxistinternational on September 4, 2009

Excerpted from: “Co(s)mic Locusts & Global Economic Apocalypse: Fauxist International working papers on the machinations of the Global Economic F(l)ux”- upcoming publication to be presented at “Seeing Through the Empires New Clothes: Extending strategies for anticapitalist struggle against the economic crisis”, September 12-13@ the Redfern Community Centre, Sydney.

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Many people- some yet among the Fauxists- have admitted to understanding no large amount of why, how and when the Global Economic Crisis (GEC) has occurred, having become mired in crypto-statistical and financial jargon and the hugger-buggery of politicians. In order to assuage such ignorance, the Fauxists invited (at no small cost) Dan Stephens, advisor to CommSec and expert in financial analysis to a recent meeting to Please Explain to Us the machinations of the current crisis. The following is a distillation of the information given to us by Dan. For an in-depth treatment of the GEC see Dan’s blog at http://structuraleconissues.blogspot.com

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Then made the Financial Expert this sign. His left hand all open, he lifted up into the air, then instantly shut into his fist the four fingers thereof, and his thumb extended at length he placed upon the gristle of his nose. Presently after, he lifted up his right hand all open, and all open abased and bent it downwards, putting the thumb thereof in the very place where the little finger of the left hand did close in the fist, and the four right-hand fingers he softly moved in the air. Then contrarily he did with the right hand what he had done with the left, and with the left what he had done with the right. Regrette, being not a whit amazed at this, drew out into the air his trismegist codpiece with the left hand, and with his right drew forth a truncheon of a white ox-rib, and two pieces of wood of a like form, one of black ebony and the other of incarnation brasil, and put them betwixt the fingers of that hand in good symmetry; then, knocking them together, made such a noise as the lepers of Brittany use to do with their clappering clickets, yet better resounding and far more harmonious, and with his tongue contracted in his mouth did very merrily warble it, always looking fixedly upon the Financial Expert. The Fauxist divines, physicians, and chirurgeons that were there thought that by this sign he would have inferred that the Financial Expert was a leper. If being present, the counsellors, lawyers, and decretalists conceived that by doing this he would have concluded some kind of mortal felicity to consist in leprosy, as the Lord maintained heretofore. The Financial Expert for all this was nothing daunted, but holding up his two hands in the air, kept them in such form that he closed the three master- fingers in his fist, and passing his thumbs through his indical or foremost and middle fingers, his auriculary or little fingers remained extended and stretched out, and so presented he them to Regrette. Then joined he them so that the right thumb touched the left, and the left little finger touched the right. Hereat Regrette, without speaking one word, lift up his hands and made this sign. He put the nail of the forefinger of his left hand to the nail of the thumb of the same, making in the middle of the distance as it were a buckle, and of his right hand shut up all the fingers into his fist, except the forefinger, which he often thrust in and out through the said two others of the left hand. Then stretched he out the forefinger and middle finger or medical of his right hand, holding them asunder as much as he could, and thrusting them towards Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert. Then did he put the thumb of his left hand upon the corner of his left eye, stretching out all his hand like the wing of a bird or the fin of a fish, and moving it very daintily this way and that way, he did as much with his right hand upon the corner of his right eye. Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert began then to wax somewhat pale, and to tremble, and made him this sign. With the middle finger of his right hand he struck against the muscle of the palm or pulp- which is under the thumb. Then put he the forefinger of the right hand in the like buckle of the left, but he put it under, and not over, as Regrette did. Then Regrette knocked one hand against another, and blowed in his palm, and put again the forefinger of his right hand into the overture or mouth of the left, pulling it often in and out. Then held he out his chin, most intentively looking upon Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert. The people there, which understood nothing in the other signs, knew very well that therein he demanded, without speaking a word to Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert, “What do you mean by that?” In effect, Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert then began to sweat great drops, and seemed to all the spectators a man strangely ravished in high contemplation. Then he bethought himself, and put all the nails of his left hand against those of his right, opening his fingers as if they had been semicircles, and with this sign lift up his hands as high as he could. Whereupon Regrette presently put the thumb of his right hand under his jaws, and the little finger thereof in the mouth of the left hand, and in this posture made his teeth to sound very melodiously, the upper against the lower. With this Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert, with great toil and vexation of spirit, rose up, but in rising let a great baker’s fart, for the bran came after, and pissing withal very strong vinegar, stunk like all the devils in hell. The company began to stop their noses; for he had conskited himself with mere anguish and perplexity. Then lifted he up his right hand, clunching it in such sort that he brought the ends of all his fingers to meet together, and his left hand he laid flat upon his breast. Whereat Regrette drew out his long codpiece with his tuff, and stretched it forth a cubit and a half, holding it in the air with his right hand, and with his left took out his orange, and, casting it up into the air seven times, at the eighth he hid it in the fist of his right hand, holding it steadily up on high, and then began to shake his fair codpiece, showing it to Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert. After that, Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert began to puff up his two cheeks like a player on a bagpipe, and blew as if he had been to puff up a pig’s bladder. Whereupon Regrette put one finger of his left hand in his nockandrow, by some called St. Patrick’s hole, and with his mouth sucked in the air, in such a manner as when one eats oysters in the shell, or when we sup up our broth. This done, he opened his mouth somewhat, and struck his right hand flat upon it, making therewith a great and a deep sound, as if it came from the superficies of the midriff through the trachiartery or pipe of the lungs, and this he did for sixteen times; but Dan, Our Esteemed Financial Expert did always keep blowing like a goose. Then Regrette put the forefinger of his right hand into his mouth, pressing it very hard to the muscles thereof; then he drew it out, and withal made a great noise, as when little boys shoot pellets out of the pot-cannons made of the hollow sticks of the branch of an alder-tree, and he did it nine times. Then Regrette rose up, and did very kindly thank the said Expert, and with a cloying voice said unto all the people that were there: “My Fauxists, gentlewomen, and others, at this time You have here in your presence an incomparable treasure, You have seen how this disciple hath satisfied me, and hath told me more than I asked of him, without speaking either word or half word. But, in fine, I will reduce into writing that which we have said and concluded, that the world may not take them to be fooleries, and will thereafter cause them to be printed, that everyone may learn as I have done. Go now, and think upon what thou have most felicitously received”. Thereafter, all the Fauxists swooned and fell about, and began at length to plan their publications.

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Stay tuned to NFTFI for further excerpts from “Co(s)mic Locusts & Global Economic Apocalypse: Fauxist International working papers on the machinations of the Global Economic F(l)ux”.

See http://crisisconference2009.wordpress.com/ for information on the “Seeing Through the Empires New Clothes” conference.

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The Fauxist International “R.I.P GINA PONYDROOLWHORE TOUR” 17-27/9/2009

Posted by thefauxistinternational on September 3, 2009

.  The Fauxist International .

.     “R.I.P GINA PONYDROOLWHORE TOUR”    .

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Coming soon to Melbourne.

Hot on the heels of the runaway success of News From The Fauxist International, making the Australian return of Fauxist founding member and luminary Regrette, and to launch the new NFTFI book by Gina Ponydroolwhore “6,000,000,000 Abject Deaths: The Last Wills of Gina Ponydroolwhore”, the   Fauxists announce the R.I.P Gina Ponydroolwhore Tour.

A scintillating occasion for you to come and hear about all that you won’t read published on Our blog, with a chance to ask questions and tender submissions.

EVENT #1:

TAPR TALK #4 – Reality is a friend of mine.

Friday September 18th, 7pm, FREE
Bouverie Studios Inc, 1/81 Bouverie St, Carlton

Regrette Etcetera , from the Fauxist International, and psychologist Simon Cropper reflect on the concept of a constructed reality, and the many ways of challenging it.

—Regrette Etcetera: renowned autodidact, performer, hot mess, founding Fauxist member will be speaking on behalf of the Fauxist International- “a subversive global network of pluralist activists……skipping seamlessly from speculative erotics to astrobiology to Millenarian hoaxes to psychological warfare to trans liberation”- outlining their principles, latest projects and investigations in contestational and fabulous science, terrorist art and activism.

—Simon Cropper is a senior Lecturer in the School of Behavioural Science at the University or Melbourne. His research focuses on the perception of motion and colour in humans on the one hand and the development of reality, or hallucination, on the other.

Reality is a construction with which we have become so familiar, we take it for granted and assume that everyone is part of the same experience. We even assume that our personal experience should be reflected in the way that we internally represent that experience, even though that very assumption is part of the same construct. Will the system ever be able to understand the system? Possibly all a bit hard for a Friday evening but the mulled wine certainly helps. The system likes mulled wine. It told me.

The TAPR Talk is a monthly series initiated to coincide with our current cross-disciplinary collaboration, 100 Proofs the Earth is Not a Globe. We are inviting speakers from diverse academic fields to talk to us, and the public, in an informal environment to encourage discussion and inquisition. 100 Proofs is being developed as part of Next Waves Kickstart Program. Guest appearances from mulled wine and cheesy toasties.

One hundred proofs the earth is not a globe is a cross-media collaboration between the artists of Tape Projects (TAPR) that will focus on interrogating systems of belief and skepticism in religion and science and the risk and return associated with challenging the status quo. Taking its point of departure from the historical belief in a flat earth, One hundred proofs looks at notions of resistance, righteousness, illusion, truth and science and the tensions between belief, conformity and fundamentalism.

see:  http://100.tapeprojects.org/

BE regaled with presentations on the following topics:

APOCALYPSE

- Updates on the Post-Apocalypse Time Capsule projects and Apocalypse Consultancy Agency.

- The Fauxist International Global 2012 After-Party- planning and theory. Lead-up event info.

- Theorising of contemporary proliferation of secular apocalii and the Fauxists’ theorising of the Neo-Apocalii.

- Current status of the Fauxist Museum of the Apocalypse- preliminary narratives, anecdotes of collecting missions.

DIGITAL BIOLOGY AND IDENTITY

- The Fauxist Universal Taxonomy Project, the Postmodern Bestiaries Project.

- Databasing and the Virtual Gene Crossover Point- explorations around identity formations in reproductive tech.

- Working papers of the Queer animality blog/advocacy group.

SPACE

- Sex with aliens, hybridity and race, contestational/anarchist space programs.

- The Fauxist Moon Bomb Amateur Telescopy Party

- $$XENO$$ Trans-sex workers Extraterrestrial Erotica Anthology.

- Send your DNA into Space and the Digital Space Be-In Capsule.

PSYWAR

- The latest Fauxist Subliminal Films and audio projects.

- Pop Music vs. Islam, and, The Subliminal Symbolic Faunal Taxonomies and Bestiaries of Late Capitalism

- Recording works with San Francisco cult-group Heticide.

FAUXIST WILL PROJECT

- Gina PDW, speculative literature and the Fauxist Will project, Children’s Will Project

- Funereal architecture and situationist cities.

ALSO: Robot makeovers, Prizes for most futuristically attired, a Musical performance by Regrette, signups for party planning and guestlists.

STAY TUNED HERE FOR FURTHER UPDATES ON The Fauxist International “R.I.P GINA PONYDROOLWHORE TOUR”    .


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“6,000,000,000 Abject Deaths: The Last Wills of Gina Ponydroolwhore”

Posted by thefauxistinternational on August 24, 2009

A new book from NFTFI.

The first work of its kind, Gina Ponydroolwhore’s6,000,000,000 Abject Deaths: The Wills of Gina Ponydroolwhore breaks new ground in the field of radical literature. In an ongoing project, Gina has been constructing and executing wills for much of the last decade, and finally we have a document that collects much of their best work- over 200 wills and numerous, hitherto unpublished documents and photographs of Ponydroolwhore’s ceaseless radical interventionist actions and genre-hopping canon- in a neat, readable format. Exploding such an unexplored literary medium, “6,000,000,000 Abject Deaths” is encyclopaedic in scope and dissects hegemonic conventions of death, identity, sexuality, memory and commemoration. The Wills are a call to arms, a challenge, implicating all realms of the social. The way you think of dying will never be the same.

Critics reviews of “6,000,000,000 Abject Deaths: The Last Wills of Gina Ponydroolwhore”:

Gina’s death-knell for humanity sounds through her own dissolution, her body’s need, the sheer demand and scope of her deathwishes speaks for the genocidal inhumanities of the last centuries, the lost tongues, the rituals…read as a metaphor for the social body, the body-metropolis, the body politic, a diffuse sexuality and consumption adhere to the objects and practices of contemporary banality like acerbic glitter…the wills serve as a fitting paean to the beginning of new lives, new societies.

Gerard Dupre, International Journal of Lettrist Literature

Not since Virgil Harris’ 1911 “Ancient, curious & X Wills” has such an audacious project surfaced. Ponydroolwhore’s work bespeaks their Dadaist sympathies, using the emphatic-ironic linguistic structure of 60’s US conceptual art their instructions invoke a heady retinue of visions and references…the protest pageants of the Russian Revolution, the undead balls of Bulgakov, the hysteric screams of Diamanda Galas, Fluxus Mass, a feminist sensibility…florid hyperbole will not suffice!

Amandi Kilgore,  The Contemporary Art Review.

At once Stultifyingly Multivalent and Immensely Readable! I am- and I’m sure I speak for many of those who have cherished the scraps, the trails left by Gina’s often evasive practice- thrilled to finally see the compilation of their work in such a comprehensive volume! This work seems set to have a deep and lasting impact on the work of many artistic and political workers, if not genres.”

Annie Dongerson, PLA

Bio: Gina Ponydroolwhore:

Gina Ponydroolwhore, of no fixed address, maintains various transient abodes with their 8 maimed cats. Currently researching mistaken anthropological portrayals of death rituals and practices of transubstantiation for an upcoming project under the working title “Redying and Apocalypse”. Upcoming from Gina- “Whilst I lay gently leaking: The Coma Wills of an Endangered Tranny“, “Proposed funerary monuments/arch: situationist play, cities of death”, “Schtupping with the Emperor: Italo Calvino’s urbane Metropoles meet transfeminist Dystopia“, “New Deaths for New Life: Radical Genetics, Database Lifeforms and Information Entropy“. Gina’s other pursuits include costume-making, hormone mismanagement, and Noise (she features on two leading femme-noise compilations “Women Take Back the Noise” (http://www.ubuibi.org/wtbtn/), and “Spleencoffin Presents: Ladyz in Noyz” (http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Vivian_Girls_Experience), is curator/contributor to upcoming Trans-Noise compilation “Death Noise and other deadly insults…”).

— A note from The Fauxists —

Hello again Gentle Followers,

We are ceaselessly proud to present the work of one of the more poetic of Our members, (though they’d never put it this way, perhaps the more ‘conceptual art obsessed’, ‘linguistically baroque’?), Gina’s works exhibit numerous qualities the Fauxists imagine themselves as promoting (for a deeper treatment of this subject see Our publications: Fauxist Will Project Callout, Fauxist Children’s Wills Project etc.), and in fact has also featured in recent Fauxist projects, notably: “Fauxist Time Capsules: A Massage to the Future“, and “Timeless Prank“.

A consistent shirker of attention and renown, Gina’s work may now gain the critical reception, and indeed enact its revolutionary potential.

The upcoming collection  “My No Future’s Future” composed by self-professed ‘hardnoses’ among the Fauxists, and including works by Gina, seeks to broaden the attack of “6,000,000,000 Abject Deaths”.

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◊—selected excerpts from—

“6,000,000,000 Abject Deaths: The Last Wills of Gina Ponydroolwhore”


NOTES ON THE EXCERPTS:

a). Biographical/personal/celebrity details have been removed in lieu of approval/release by the author.

b). The pieces have been numbered for referential ease only, and imply no hierarchy or order of operation, completion, or reading. This sample is a small portion taken from over 200 wills included in the book.

c). Hopefully this selection will provide you with ideas etc for the construction and maintenance of your own will project for the Fauxist Will Collection Project. Remember, the submission deadline is September 15th, 2009.

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Will# 40

a tremendous chemical reaction will produce a gigantic foam, hardened, the empty spaces within which will house my city. Constantly updated by devotees, each cell will be decorated as requested & visitors will be amazed at the variety and scope of embellishment.

Will# 68

one coffin, two sets of portable gallows, seven hoods, two executioner’s masks, one artificial arm, ten high heels, four net stockings, twenty gross of used poppers, eighty three empty bottles of liquid same, fourteen rubbers, seven diaphragms, one damaged dildo, ten pairs of ladies’ underpants, forty-seven jockstraps, seven cock sacks, twenty-one falsies, five cock-and-ball harnesses, six ankle shackles, seven bras, two corsets, eighteen whips, one pair of Gloves of Silence, two force-feeders, one mace, forty clothespins, one cattle prod, one surgical ass-spreader, several odd lengths of rope, several unmatched links of chain, one Ping Pong paddle, five empty containers of Joy Jell (one each of  raspberry, orange, grape, licorice and Persian Rose), two depleted tubes of Sta-Hard, seven dual inhalers, three Crisco-ed pool cues, one pair of thumb cuffs, one pulsating vagina, four vibrators with worn-out batteries, one copy of The complete enema guide, one meat tenderiser, five blindfolds, one pair of slave hobbles, 1,453 roach ends, 17,543 cigarette butts, two hundred Vaseline empties, ten knives,  forty-two cock rings in various sizes,  seven tit-rings,, one empty pill case, twenty-seven kilos of dried semen scraped from simply everywhere, seventeen pounds of shit, one hand-lettered sign: “Free Regrette!“, one lavender letter: “I love you so much I can hardly shit”, twenty pale faces popping out from the interior for air and light and wanting to go back for more, etcetera.

Will# 14

delicious entrapments & devices & pricelessly fragile & themes so delectable & scintillating all the prettiest & the one’s ne’er to leave their homes & for the deaf-identified & boats arrive bedecked with symbols of common regrets & diaphanous blimps raining silver fortunes salient & sodden tickertape of the libraries’ content snatched up by hysteric scholars & the stadiums filled with hasty graves of disinterred colonial genocides. Necessarily set to the hiss of a great cultural shrug.

Will# 112 “As suits a tranny”

These coffins, reflecting at once upon my character and its friction with the material reality of my milieu, are carved from a cliff of geological import, formed otherwise as my room has clear latex poured into it, otherwise its ephemera glued together. Consistently perfumed and renewed. Set in a mechanically worked funhouse scene with others of sociobiological import, to be employed in theatrical works and in protest. 25¢.

Will# 165

As an Orgone accumulator cut with rooms for us homeless & a central location & bringing property value down down.

Will# 73

Tattooed giants- leashed, their skin, images of thousands of genocides & contagious, a genealogy of familial fits and elisions, wet archives- will push me into the river, two or three creatures in each nostril.

Will #21

Used to fingerprint criminals & as a standard measure of time & only the finest & a ceremony on rails w/ gunfire or enough sex

Will# 11 (Ode to the Fauxists)

Jettisoned into space to return on a huge elliptical orbit in 600,000 years with accumulations & included by stealth in someone else’s time-capsule & sunk to the deepest part of the ocean to be grazed upon by hitherto unknown luminescent creatures, hitherto unknown to eachother & held, until your arms come to be holding yourself & forgotten sweetly & like a pill.

Will# 22

staining the snow.

Will# 56

Sunk, a new mine shaft is to have branches and alcoves cut within it, to be heavily decorated with scenes of my life painted on the walls, and have gas-lit shrines within. You must crawl to the shrines grazing yr spine, in a sacrificial procession, any number of children or coiffured companion animals carrying in on their heads, the instruments. After a careful distribution of guilt and responsibility, involving symbolic sexual supplication, members must flee after each has finished their part. To stop my ghost from following you, you’ll all somehow fit into my clothes & act me out bitchily for the night & then continuing, return to the fray. You have once before lived an evening identical to this and think you were happy, that time.

Will #40

Tied to the frothing back & stampeded through the streets & ending in confusion amidst the zoo animal’s confused squeals & the newspapers to admit to it all.

Will# 85

Open your sachets & inhale & thereafter

Will #19

A huge neon sign saying ‘I’m not sorry’, the ‘not’ lit approx. 1/10th of the time.

Constantly on ‘Days of National Significance’.

Will #54

Humped to the caves & hundreds of fake graves, one in every intersection & big old fire smell of leaves & cum & suspended above the orgy & a judges gavel & cut memorial hymens from me & for forms of technology not yet imagined & 15 failed universal taxonomies brought to bear & a disgusting influx of cyst or worm & worn as an excuse & permission to continue, continue.

Will#48

against aerodynamics, dommes are flailing, smiling, amidst glossy fuschia dungeon décor rendered functionally in a reduced 1:8 scale, whilst the pseudonyms finally decrypted, hilarious & instructive, & “must remove a finger or at least a toe to show respect”, in handfuls are used in lieu of cobblestones and slogans. Pollute the air above me with bullets & kites & flies to lacerate and perforate the ill intents and bodies of spirits, the surveillance. Englittered bones carried around for years or thrown into the Jordan, replacing tears.

Will# 122

Buried in that white mink bikini that she just adored, for seven days my mirrors must be painted over, with scenes from a life, a narrative, and a city of dissolution. The sounds are songs of the smell of an animal kept in a room for weeks, like that white mink bikini and sung at once, surrendered are the songs that can no longer be faced.

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Contact fauxist_monthly_handful@feelings.com for information on Gina Ponydroolwhore, pre-ordering the publication “6,000,000,000 Abject Deaths”, launch events and the Fauxist Will Collection Project.

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